Yes I do.
And now that I have effectively lost my current job which was apparently un-loseable, I'll be making a living quite frequently for about a week.
No, on second thought, I'm going to draw unemployment because I've never done it, and I deserve it.
I'm a big bleep on the radar they said at the job, and I didn't feel that it was said to be rude. I took it as a compliment. I make a fucking statement! Except this statement was too full of picking errors to go unnoticed.
To wit: I have effectively marked at least 10 people who work at the company I just lost my job from whom I feel could be given a competitive run for their money by a bowlful of room temperature butter. What does that make me?
It makes me Toast...because butter is fat, and fat carries flavor, you see? Toast is just semi-burned wheat gluten proteins. People like butter better. And let me tell you, if you don't butter up the right people, it seems to get around that you may be a subversive. You're not a TEAM PLAYER. No one responsible for the termination of my employment approached me regarding the fact that I had just gone through some major life changing crap and a near-fatal car accident. Why is it always on the shoulder of the employee that's getting screwed to set things straight? I wasn't even thinking straight. I don't/didn't get paid nearly as well as those responsible for severing the ties...Let's all pretend I didn't get fucked with a splintery piece of particle board! There are a lot of folks at the company who don't really DO anything except hold positions of power, talk a lot about numbers, and make demands. And probably masturbate at their desk.
No one who still has their job gives a flying marmocet shit anyway. I certainly wouldn't.
This is my Booze and Drugs. My little corner of the bar just gets lonelier and lonelier. Good. I'm weeding out the shitholes who need fake friends to feel good about themselves.
G'day...
P.S. Thanks to Ms. Deannie for always throwing a comment my way. And thanks to those who read this and get it...no matter how few.
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